THE MASTER OF Jeet Kune Do (The Way of the Intercepting Fist). - Li Xiaolong, Lee Jun-fan, LITTLE DRAGON, BRUCE LEE
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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
BEST PUNS EVER.
HE’S BREAD, JIM.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY
Tumblr people are hilarious
“Dont you die on me you bread sonofabitch! CLEAR!!!!” Zap
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Wiz Khalifa- The Grinder
Directed by @billpaladino
#taylorallderdice #tgod #thegrinder @realwizkhalifa
ARE YOU READY???
Wiz Khalifa- The Grinder (by taylorgangent)
MULAH!!!
YOU DONT INTERRUPT HIS WORLD CUP!
I Just Died A Little Bit Inside…
-Lmfao Yall Ain’t Shit. Leave Spiderman Alone Real Niggas Cry.
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